Fuck man! Poor Benson! I be like, Damn bitch, you pull your panties out go’s ass please!
Giant Gummi Bear dropped into boiling Potassium Chlorate
I love his reaction
like, “Yeah bitches we gonna do some sciOH SHIT TOO MUCH SCIENCE ABORT ABORT FUCK”
Ah science. That was fun. Yeah, I haven’t had coffee so I am for once calm
Oh, YES. Yeah, I had to say yes like that. Whisper talking’s popular.
This is for all you ladies out there.
the struggle is real
I have a trans man story about this.
Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.
Then after a little bit of silence I hear…
"Who has a bag of chips?"
And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”
Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.
Ha, that is hilarious! But very, very true.
If you think this isn’t the damn truth you should know that a few years back, my campus newspaper ran an article that said fat women should be grateful for rape because it’s the only way they’ll ever feel worthy of a man’s attention.
I shit you not.
"I really want to marry that man who whistled at me and yelled ‘sexy bitch’ out his car window" —SAID NO ONE EVER.
That is disgusting, i am overweight, but that doesn’t mean that if a man broke in and tried to rape me, i would be happy. I would try to stab him. so yeah
One of my favorite parts
My favorite part was knowing WHERE he was, and with WHO he was
No when I looked up the episode, I did the same thing and was like why the fuck does he have to watch tho- oh dammit! Not that baby!
Kyle: Alright, dude, let’s just say you’re not crazy and it’s true. What’s the big deal? I mean, I think it’d be pretty cool not to be able to die.
Kenny: Pretty cool? Do you know what it feels like to be stabbed? To be shot? Decapitated? Torn apart? Burned? Run over? It’s not pretty cool, Kyle! It fucking hurts! And it won’t go away and nobody will believe me!
South Park 30 Day Challenge
Day 12 - A scene that makes you sad/cry
This scene in particular from ‘Coon Vs. Coon and Friends’ just makes me sad, because it makes you realize that Kenny feels everything when he dies. It makes all of his deaths seem more serious. And him freaking out on Kyle because he thinks that it’d be ‘pretty cool not to be able to die’ shows how much he hates living with his curse and how he’s just really sick of dying and nobody remembering. He just wants to be believed and that just makes me sad because nobody will because nobody remembers.
I felt the exact same way. Kenny feels this and people see it and no one gives a shit. Liked when he shoots himself here, their reaction here is one of the few times those fucking ass holes even care! But I guess he’s stuck with them
South park 30 day challenge
Day 3: favorite episode
The poor kid
This episode just pulls heart strings. I love Kenny and him as the best big brother ever. Plus Mysterion the Guardian Angel. Cartman’s “your mama” jokes added laughter to my tears. I can relate a little after being in a few foster homes myself.
Idk why I love this so much
I am here if you want/need to talk to someone xxx stay strong beautiful <3 xxx